MissManaged :: Personal

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

:/

:/

caseyanthonyofficial:

thequeerisnear:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Just once I say bronies shouldn’t have equal rights and all of a sudden I’m problematic

I can’t imagine taking away their right to vote would hurt the country that much.

God forbid you reduce their rights to those of women.

Women can vote did you know that

did you know that

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here